Back in college this was the classic end too a lame story that took too long to tell and the audience became bored from.
Last week, I was going to bike home and Shannon called me to say it was too cold. So we agreed to meet at a nearby Starbucks. But I got there first, so I rode up and down the street and through a bunch of fresh snow.
So I'm riding around in circles having a ball. Light snow is flying all over, the bike felt like it was floating. And then the wind went right through me. So I decided to stand next to the building out of the wind. Crossing the powdery snow, aiming for the parking lot, imagining exploding out onto the pavement.
Whump
I got stuck in the compressed snow from the plow. As I haul the bike out of the snow an SUV stopped and the people inside insisted I take five dollars.