Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Breaking Point

To whom it may concern:
In the Gold Buick Century LEGxxx, White Toyota Highlander UAVxxx, and the White Jeep Liberty and all the other folks out there to kill me recently, I'm done putting up with your shit.

From this point on every attempted vehicular manslaughter will be reported directly to the police.

You have been warned.

7 comments:

brother yam said...

Dude, two words:

Conceal

Carry

Bujiatang said...

I've always thought a Walther might be fun.

Jim Thill said...

You're no James Bond.

You're more of a Desert Eagle type.

Bujiatang said...

A Desert Eagle would throw me off the bike though.

If I was really going for the James Bond effect, I'd carry the Berretta from Casino Royale. Both obscure and annoying enough for me.

brother yam said...

I'd want one of those British officer's pistols on a lanyard. The ol' Webley was .38 and has a nicely elegant menace about it.

brother yam said...

Nope, I was wrong -- the Webley was a .455. That should slow 'em down, yes?

shannon said...

personally, I think a rifle with a bayonette and one of those french foreign legion hats would go smashingly with your usual knickers...